Dear Derek
This is from your past self. You know, the one feeling a bit under the weather after a day out with a bottle of wine and some cocktails.
I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re not actually James Bond or Tony Stark or anyone else who can knock em back and still look cool. No you just look like everybody else.
You are not James or Tony. You really can’t take that much or look fresh the following day. Quite the opposite.
So next time please remember this day before you order yet another round of drinks. Tsk tsk.
Derek