It’s looking like selfish Londoners will cause a lockdown for the rest of the country.

TV presenters in March 2020.

Boris tells UK pubs and restaurants told to shut in but that they will,

We will review the situation each month

Month. Not week. Month. That’s entire industry killed to say nothing of the social wellbeing of the country.

But’s all ok cause they can apply for a £50k grant. Unbelievable.

Sweeping powers announced, we descend into a Police State run by Johnson & Cummings.

It’s official. There is literally no political opposition.

Ever the diplomat

Read the BBC News story on the disclosures to Big Brother contestants in Germany, Canada and Brazil. If this wipes us all out then they will be the last remaining humans left to rebuild society.

Brexit Party group leader Mark Reckless self-isolates.

Too late. The damage has been done.

Tomas Pueyo on Medium. Clearly a well researched piece but takes statistics from one area, applies them to another geographical area as a forecaster of future events.

It’s this kind of false logic that political “leaders” have been shouting about but disregards micro geographical, economic and social details. Rural and suburban areas will be different, just as with variations in transport infrastructure, population densities, countries with mandatory national vs private health insurance.

BBC News reports Virus isolation for over-70s ‘within weeks’:

All deaths so far have been of people over 60 or with underlying conditions.

This is exactly my point. A measured action rather than multiple over reactions.

The Dies irae. 👏🏻

This is perfect.

The Nanny State

We’re seeing governments small and large try to manage a virus, panicking, over reacting and over reaching.

Why are they closing events and gatherings of healthy people?

Why close anything?

Restrict care home and hospital access. Protect the elderly and those most at risk. Protect those for which this virus could have a life-threatening effect. But keep schools, Universities and businesses open.

We must continue on. We have evolved from “cave men” with an immune system capable of fighting a wide range of infections. What are we to do? Go back to our caves and dwell until this storm passes? Few businesses can survive such a shutdown of more than a few days, and the economic impact of a few individuals being off ill is far better than quarantining entire populations of healthy people just in case they get sick.

The speed of transference around the globe underlines the size, speed and scope of global air travel. But the number of healthy people dwarfs the number of cases.

However politicians feel duty bound to stand at lecterns and tell us how they are managing the situation.

Elections postponed for a year. An unsurprisingly opportunistic move from this “government”.

I remember the good old days when conference calls used to start with,

“how’s the weather near you?”

Now it’s all,

“how’s the virus near you?”

How to clean your phone. Seriously. Quality BBC journalism.

Battle for the bog roll: coronavirus makes Britain as British as possible

Joel Golby in The Guardian:

I have a working theory about the root of this shopping stampede groupthink, and it’s the war. There is a prevalent mindset in Britain that a good old war (not one of these new wars, obviously; if a modern war happened right now we’d all be attacked by machine-gun drones and nuked to death in seconds, and the whole thing would be over in about a day and a half), but a proper Vera-Lynn-and-paint-your-tights-on war, would be good for us.

Think how good a war would be. We’d all eat boiled grey mince for four years and solemnly rinse our underwear in our leftover bathwater like the martyrs we are, and we’d bloody well muddle through it, wouldn’t we, because we’re British. I don’t want to say that the people who think Old War Britain would be great are many of the same people who voted for Brexit, but only because I’m not YouGov, and me saying so would be a hunch not backed by data. But if you did the polling, you’d find out that I’m right. The Venn diagram of people who currently have a garage full of toilet roll, those who think national service would “sort the youth out, because they have too many iPads” and those who would ideally quite like a wall built between us and France, is basically a Covid-19 virus-particle shaped circle.

Microsoft should seek license the macOS Beachball as their Office logo. It’s the most recognisable part of the Office Suite, especially Excel. (Numbers, yes I know but it’s shared work documents.)

This evening I’ve received 2 emails from Airline CEO’s underlining that “safety and cleanliness” are a priority, and offering to wave the fee typically charged if you wish to change a flight. Clearly COVID-19 is hitting their Q1-20.

Looked at my Now page and found it was at least 14 months out of date.

Loosing the plot trying to get Target Display Mode working. Worked faultlessly all day yesterday but today not even for a second.

When I was a kid it the Automotive quality was such that it was 50:50 wether my dad’s car would start in the morning. In 2020 software is in the same state with failures in background processes and recurring requests to login.

It’s only ever during air travel, as you soar above or through the clouds that you realise the documents you wish to review or update are only available on “the cloud”.

We’ll be forever grateful.

Larry Tesler: Computer scientist behind cut, copy and paste dies aged 74. BBC News

Springstreen Tribute act, don’t mind if I do. Hardly the real deal but there are worse ways to spend an evening in March…